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You need to try these gummies. They just taste so damn good. Hmm, well maybe if you’re missing your tongue or something then it might not work out for you… Come to think about it. If you don’t have a tongue, you’d probably need all cannabis gummies you can get!
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These gummies are a gift from Gonzo, the gummy god. He suited up as an astronaut, came down to earth and was like “Okay look you dummies, you’ve gotta try my cannabis gummies. They’ll get you medicated, and some will get you stoned.”
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Well that’s an interesting question, young grasshopper. We have plenty of products that will put you on your ass (hopefully you choose a comfortable chair).
You can start by exploring our delta 9 THC gummies. These gummies will give you similar results to a cannabis gummy from a dispensary. If you need something a bit stronger, take a look at our delta 8 THC products including our 1000mg delta 8 THC Magic Stixx.
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We make the best damn CBD gummies on the market. They pack a punch with various dosages crammed into the tastiest gummies in the Milky Way. Our CBD gummies are ultra chill but non-intoxicating.
Don’t worry! We also have gummies that can get you stoned, some that will get you horny, and some that will even get you a little trippy! We use botanical and herbal extracts to power all of our amazing gummies.