

OUR PRODUCTS ARE FEATURED IN
HOT NEW PRODUCT ALERT!

Award Winning Gummies For Grownups.
THE BEST GUMMIES IN THE GALAXY
SEE WHAT SMART PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT US
WE WANT TO HOOK YOU UP
Get 20% off when you sign up for our mailing list!
Don’t worry, we won’t blow you up. We will only annoy you every once in a while with discounts and specials along with exclusive & new product drops.
News Blog Posts
-
Best Damn Gummys: Allegan County Fair Promo 2025: Glow Up, Snack Up, Show Up!
THE FAIR IS COMING AND WE'RE READY TO PARTY! 🎡🎠✨ Listen up, Michigan! The moment we've ALL been waiting for is finally here! The Allegan County Fair 2025 is rolling into town September 5th-13th, and Best Damn Gummys is bringing...
-
Smarter Cannabis Starts Here: Our Partnership with XShack
We’ve partnered with XShack to bring smarter cannabis shopping to Michigan. Learn how this new tech platform personalizes your experience with real-time inventory, product education, and built-in rewards—plus join us in-store Friday for a live demo and free samples.
-
Why Our Founder is Biking for Wishes: David Dirksen's Ride for Nathan
This summer, Best Damn Gummys founder David Dirksen is trading gummies for gears—biking 300 miles across Michigan in the Make-A-Wish Wish-A-Mile Tour. He’s riding in honor of Nathan, an 11-year-old with a respiratory disorder whose biggest wish is to visit Disney World and meet his hero, Captain Sulley. With a love for science, sushi, and dreams of becoming a pilot, Nathan reminds us why every mile matters.
👉 Join us in helping David make Nathan’s wish come true.
Educational Blog Posts
-
THC Drinks vs Cocktails: Which Is Better For Your Next Social Gathering?
Alright party people, let's settle this once and for all! 🎉 The eternal question that's been buzzing around social circles faster than gossip at a high school reunion: Should you stock your cooler with THC drinks or stick to those...
-
End of Summer Vibes: Why THCV Gummies Are Taking Over (And How They Fit Your Sunny Routine)
Yo, summer's winding down, but your energy doesn't have to! 🌞 While everyone else is dragging their feet back to reality, THCV gummies are out here being the ULTIMATE game-changer for your end-of-summer hustle! These bad boys are literally taking...
-
Why Everyone Is Talking About Multi-Cannabinoid Gummies (And You Should Too)
Hold Up! 🛑 Why Is EVERYONE Suddenly Obsessed With Multi-Cannabinoid Gummies?! Okay, real talk – if you haven't heard about multi-cannabinoid gummies yet, you're either living under a rock or you've been too busy binge-watching Netflix! 📺 These bad boys...
WE HAVE THE BEST GUMMIES & ALL THE ANSWERS
-
You need to try these gummies. They just taste so damn good. Hmm, well maybe if you’re missing your tongue or something then it might not work out for you… Come to think about it. If you don’t have a tongue, you’d probably need all cannabis gummies you can get!
- Our gummies are the REAL DEAL! We even have salt bae in the lab dusting these gummies with sugar. Nah, just playing. But we do have a woman named Lauren (Lauren is the shit!). And she wears sunglasses inside. So… that’s pretty close.
- Ya know those moments when you’ve gotta be around your in-laws? You want to be higher than Einstein’s IQ but you don’t wanna smell like Pepe Le Pew? That’s when you pop one of our THC gummies. You’ll be laughing at your father-in-law’s lame dad joke in no time. You will agree that we have the best gummies after just one holiday weekend sleeping on the fold out couch.
-
Well that’s an interesting question, young grasshopper. We have plenty of products that will put you on your ass (hopefully you choose a comfortable chair).
You can start by exploring our delta 9 THC gummies. These gummies will give you similar results to a cannabis gummy from a dispensary. If you need something a bit stronger, take a look at our delta 8 THC products including our 1000mg delta 8 THC Magic Stixx.
-
C’mon now. All of our products are the best quality edibles on the market. Everything is lab tested by a third party lab. We use American grown hemp and we manufacture our gummies right here in the beautiful state of Michigan. These gummies are no joke – they are the best gummies in all the lands. We do things at another level here at BDG.
-
We make the best damn CBD gummies on the market. They pack a punch with various dosages crammed into the tastiest gummies in the Milky Way. Our CBD gummies are ultra chill but non-intoxicating.
Don’t worry! We also have gummies that can get you stoned, some that will get you horny, and some that will even get you a little trippy! We use botanical and herbal extracts to power all of our amazing gummies.